I want to buy that TV

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

It's okay for the thread to be there as long as no blonde people are insulted in this thread

ok... I'm sorry if any blond people are here!

Funny how blonde and brunette people have jokes on them, but none for black haired people!

ummm....

there was two black haired people. And they walked into a bar. A brunette walks past, and ducks.

*laughs merrily* I don't get it.

LOL!!! JK

^___^

LOL!! But really, i don't get it....

I dunno... I made it off the "two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks" joke...

Why did the 3rd person duck???

you've never heard this joke!?!

ok... the joke says two people walk into a bar, so you automatically believe that it is a bar in the sense of a drinking bar. But, when 'the third one ducks' you figure out that it is a metal bar, and that the third one is ducking so not to be hit!

OuranGirl wrote:

*laughs merrily* I don't get it.

LOL!!! JK

i can't believe you didn't get it! have you ever heard it before? and one more

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i get it!!! ^___^

Finally!! >.<

I'm sorry for the inconvenience I may have caused.... XD

OuranGirl wrote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i get it!!! ^___^

Finally!! >.<

I'm sorry for the inconvenience I may have caused.... XD

you're so funny charlene-chan!

Awww...thanks!!!! ^___^ Hardly any people call me funny anymore...probably because i'm too random to be funny, ne?

well, randomness can be funny!^.^