The Blond Joke

i got this email from my friend... here's how it goes..

1.she called me to get my phone number.

2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

3.she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

4.she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

5.she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

6.she tried to drown a fish.

7.she thought a quarterback was a refund.

8.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

9.she tripped over a cordless phone.

10.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

12.she studied for a blood test.

13.she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

14.when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

15.when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

16.when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

i like no.1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15 and 16 LOL!

I like these ones:

1.she called me to get my phone number.

2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

3.she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

4.she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

5.she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

6.she tried to drown a fish.

8.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

9.she tripped over a cordless phone.

10.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

love these!

those were awesome!!! i have one that my dad told me... it's pretty funny...

one day a blonde was in this talent contest. she was a finalist. in order for her to win, she had to answer this one question correctly. btw, the crowd is full of blondes... let's see what happens.

judge: okay so you're a finalist. in order to win you have to answer this question right... what color is a firetruck?
blonde: ummm.... for what state?
judge: pardon?
blonde: what state?
judge: uh. arkansas i guess... (he says confused)
blonde: okay... um... wait......... is it.... purple?
judge: no i'm sorry you're disqualified...
audience: give her another try! give her another try!
judge: okay, okay. fine... what is the first letter in the alphabet?
blonde: ummm... wait, i know this one! uh... is it... porcupine?
judge: no.
audience: give her another try! give her another try!
judge: all right! but this is the last time okay?
blonde: okey dokey artichokey!
judge: okay. what is 1 + 1?
blonde: 2!!!!!!!
audience: give her another try! give her another try!

here's another one i know:

three girls are stranded on an island. a blonde, a brunette and a redhead... anyway, a genie magically appears and says:
genie: okay, i will grant each one of you a wish to wish for anything you want...
brunette: i wish i could go back to new york!
*poof* her wish is granted.
redhead: i wish i could go back home too!
*poof* so's her wish.
blonde: jeez... i feel pretty lonely! i wish i had my friends back!!!
*poof* the brunette and the redhead are back on the island.

okay, one last one!:

there's this blonde who lives next door to a brunette. while the brunette is gardening, the blonde comes out of her house and checks her mailbox. there's no mail, so she's goes back into her house. a few minutes later, she comes back out. then, she slams her mailbox shut and storms back into the house. a little later, the blonde comes out again and slams it shut and grunts. the brunette looks in confusion and says, "why do you keep opening your mailbox?" the blonde replies, "my computer says i have mail!"

what do you guys think of 'em!

LOL! the email one was funny!! Give her another try!!! But I like the island one better!!!Im gonna tell all mah friends!!!

LOL!! Give her another try!!! LOL

I told you the mailbox one!

Miaka wrote:

I told you the mailbox one!

i know that!!! didn't i give you props for that?!? maybe that was in another post... but you didn't give me any props on here for the book of the month idea!!!!

I tried to make my friend laugh, and told her the one in the desert island joke, and she cracked up laughing!!! XD LOL

well that's good!!

lol! YAY! That one is my fave... ( Ishiko... did I tell you that one as well???)

it's been told to me by different people, so i don't know.