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PostSubject: I want to buy that TV   Mon May 28, 2007 6:28 pm

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:42 pm

It's okay for the thread to be there as long as no blonde people are insulted in this thread :D

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:02 pm

ok... I'm sorry if any blond people are here!

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:41 am

Funny how blonde and brunette people have jokes on them, but none for black haired people!

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:55 am

ummm....

there was two black haired people. And they walked into a bar. A brunette walks past, and ducks.

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:19 pm

*laughs merrily* I don't get it. Neutral

LOL!!! JK

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:59 am

^___^

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:25 am

LOL!! But really, i don't get it.... confused

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:08 am

I dunno... I made it off the "two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks" joke...

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:36 am

Why did the 3rd person duck???

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:22 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! you've never heard this joke!?! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

ok... the joke says two people walk into a bar, so you automatically believe that it is a bar in the sense of a drinking bar. But, when 'the third one ducks' you figure out that it is a metal bar, and that the third one is ducking so not to be hit!

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:40 am

OuranGirl wrote:
*laughs merrily* I don't get it. Neutral

LOL!!! JK
i can't believe you didn't get it! have you ever heard it before? lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! and one more lol! Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:48 am

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i get it!!! ^___^

Finally!! >.<

I'm sorry for the inconvenience I may have caused.... XD

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:36 am

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i get it!!! ^___^

Finally!! >.<

I'm sorry for the inconvenience I may have caused.... XD
you're so funny charlene-chan! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:20 am

Awww...thanks!!!! ^___^ Hardly any people call me funny anymore...probably because i'm too random to be funny, ne?

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PostSubject: Re: I want to buy that TV   Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:36 am

well, randomness can be funny!^.^

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