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PostSubject: Picking a Punishment   Mon May 28, 2007 6:08 pm

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:43 pm

:D

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:01 pm

^.^

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:17 pm

LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:59 am

glad you like it!

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:07 am

:D

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:46 am

i remember that one! :lol: ooh, i want to tell the bill gates one! :P

okay, so bill gates is being really selfish by taking money from everybody in the world just to live 10 minutes longer, 'cause he's dying. after he dies, he's sent to hell. satan gives him two options, to live in the hell that is stereotypically depicted with the fire and demons, or the room with the computer. bill chooses the one with the computer. satan's little demon says, "why did you give him that option?" and satan says, "because that computer is a windows '98 and they're missing the three keys. Ctrl, Alt and Del."
lol! do you guys get it?

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:45 am

HUH??? O.o

I don't get it... -_-"

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:34 am

windows 98 has a tendecy to freeze up more than the more recent software, in order to close out of something that's frozen you have to hit Ctrl, Alt, Del!!!! lol! lol! get it now???

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:22 am

Yup!! But I never got windows '98 only '99 and 2000....my dad has windows XP

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PostSubject: Re: Picking a Punishment   Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:35 am

cool... like an icecube in antarctica!!!8)

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