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acid rainbows Vampire Admin
Number of posts : 891 Age : 29 Localisation : YOUR FACE. Registration date : 2007-02-13
| Subject: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:11 pm | |
| 1. Smile -- All the time 2. Always flush the toilet three times 3. Listen to radio static. 4. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
5. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep...every night for a month.
6. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.
9.Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
10. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door
11.Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
12. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
13. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate in the morning.
14. Trash your room when your roommates not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like THEY were here again." 15. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much Beavis and Butthead. Do it again. Tell him/her that your not sorry because this time they deserved it.
16. Eat lots of Lucky Charms. Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.
17. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading!"
18. Buy a McDonald's Happy Meal for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
19. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
20. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
21. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
22. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
23. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
24. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
25. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
26.Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he/she knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
27. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go back to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
28. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay guys, you can come out now!"
29. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."
30. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
31. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a fee.
32. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted." 33. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
34. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.
35. Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.
36. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
37. Keep some worms in a shoe box. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they are talking about.
38. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your...Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.
39. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.
40. As soon as your roommate turns off the light at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
41.Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about an hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.
42. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
43. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:27 pm | |
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acid rainbows Vampire Admin
Number of posts : 891 Age : 29 Localisation : YOUR FACE. Registration date : 2007-02-13
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:35 pm | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:31 am | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:08 pm | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:49 am | |
| yeah... she's not quite the type to do that though... | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:13 am | |
| - Miaka wrote:
- yeah... she's not quite the type to do that though...
Yeah, same!!! i'm not a good prankster!! | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:36 am | |
| yeah... I think I may do some of these at camp though! | |
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acid rainbows Vampire Admin
Number of posts : 891 Age : 29 Localisation : YOUR FACE. Registration date : 2007-02-13
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:41 am | |
| - Miaka wrote:
- yeah... I think I may do some of these at camp though!
lol I'm a goodish prankster! | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:10 pm | |
| next year I think I might do something really awesome for april fools! | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:18 am | |
| - Miaka wrote:
- next year I think I might do something really awesome for april fools!
ohhh... Pray, do tell!! LOL | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:26 am | |
| ah, I'm thinking about e-arranging the furniture to form crop circles, maybe cut the front yard in the shape of a target so that 'they' can have somewhere to land... | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:22 am | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:00 am | |
| glad you like it! | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:55 am | |
| - Miaka wrote:
- glad you like it!
Yeah!!! I wish I thuoght of that!!! It's pure genius!!! LOL!!! | |
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acid rainbows Vampire Admin
Number of posts : 891 Age : 29 Localisation : YOUR FACE. Registration date : 2007-02-13
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:36 pm | |
| April fools is over guys but we could have an April fools day ever month or should I say prank-tacular day... XD | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Tue May 01, 2007 11:48 am | |
| - Le Emo Princess wrote:
- April fools is over guys but we could have an April fools day ever month or should I say prank-tacular day... XD
XD LOL!!!! | |
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acid rainbows Vampire Admin
Number of posts : 891 Age : 29 Localisation : YOUR FACE. Registration date : 2007-02-13
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Tue May 01, 2007 12:39 pm | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Thu May 03, 2007 3:30 am | |
| As great as it would be, I think that it may just end up getting boring... one prank after another would become a waste of board space. | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:08 am | |
| How about if we have it on the first day of every month??? | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:39 am | |
| maybe... but I'd miss it then! | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:47 pm | |
| Ok then scratch that idea...!! LOL | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:26 pm | |
| I'm sowwy... if you guys want, you can do it without me! | |
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Reiko Gaara=Addiction
Number of posts : 3143 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-02-11
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:25 am | |
| No, that's okay! | |
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Miaka Best Joker
Number of posts : 3995 Age : 29 Localisation : Third Music Room Registration date : 2007-03-02
| Subject: Re: 43 ways to freak out your roommate(OFF CDE) Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:52 pm | |
| aww! | |
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